Tomorrow is gonna suck. I guarantee I'll have no voice, and I have to get up in about 3 hours. Shit.
But tonight was friggin' awesome! GO 'EERS!
To the other 49 states that picked OU to win: HAHA. I think we beat the spread. I hope you didn't bet too much on that game.
To Rich Rodriguez: Enjoy Michigan, sucker. We don't miss you.
To all my homeys in Gold and Blue: What an amazing game!
To the referees: You can suck my sweaty, harry nutsack. Despite your best efforts, we still destroyed OU.
Owen Schmitt: You are the only person I know who could kick Chuck Norris and Fred Thompson's ass at the same time. Runaway beer truck indeed.
Tito Gonzalez: Keep making catches like that, and people will stop saying "Tito who?".
Darius Renaud: Still got it. That priceless dive into the end zone would score about a 9.5 in the Olympics.
Vaughn Rivers: You are still a crazy sonofabitch. I almost had a heart attack when you called for a fair catch though.
Pat Mcafee: If anyone gives you shit about the Pitt game, kick them square in the testicles. Twice. You are still the best kicker WVU has ever had, in my humble yet correct opinion.
Dingle, Dykes, Berry, Wicks, Ivy, Magro, et. al.: You are some of the toughest bastards I've seen on the turf. Here's to the most underrated, yet entirely awesome, defense in the league!
Noel Devine: I want to buy one of your teleportation devices. Seriously.
Pat White: You are one tough, speedy dude. Turns out you have an arm too.
Bill Stewart: We're keeping you. I almost cried at the end of the game. You deserved that Gatorade bath.
That was some top notch football all around. Fantastic defense. Explosive offense. Perfect end to an almost perfect season.