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    Greg and Beth

    the political and personal musings of two
    mountaineers living in west-central Florida
     
    Best Laugh I've Had in a While Comment
    Gregory Morris, 8/7/09 7:40:00 pm
    Warning: this is a longer-than-necessary story about something I found ridiculously funny but you probably won't.
    ...
    Our dog Penny knows that "mommy and daddy in the kitchen eating something means treats for me." She's a little spoiled that way. This evening, Beth and I were in the kitchen snacking on some grapes. Penny did her little bounce around and look cute hoping for a bit of whatever we were eating.

    Why not? She's kinda dumb. She'd probably eat rocks if we handed them to her.

    She took the grape from my hand, and ran over to the carpet with it (she refuses to eat anything on the tile for some odd reason.) Then, realizing it wasn't a snausage or a greenie, she dropped it on the floor and looked at me with eyes that said, "what the hell is this supposed to be?"

    So, utilizing my amazing doggy-psychology skills I said, "Penny, just pretend its a cold eyeball."

    ...right as Beth bit into another grape.

    If you could have seen the wrinkle-nosed look I got from Beth as she slowly stopped chewing on the grape, you'd have peed your pants.

    I nearly did anyway.

    [Comments are closed after a month.]

    Re: Best Laugh I\'ve Had in a While
    chris, 8/10/09 1:29:35 am
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grape_and_raisin_toxi
    city_in_dogs

    might want to watch what you feed the dog...

    Re: Best Laugh I\'ve Had in a While
    Gregory Morris, 8/10/09 8:07:08 am
    Well, to be fair, just about everything has been found to be poisonous to dogs. I hear some dogs are deathly allergic to hopps, but I also know many dogs who love beer and have no adverse reaction to it. The only thing on the list of "ZOMG don't give that to your dog!!!one1!!" which I've found that my dog doesn't tolerate is onions. Once she got ahold of a chicken salad sandwich with onion in it, and she almost immediately threw it up.
    Re: Best Laugh I\'ve Had in a While
    NatefromOgden, 8/10/09 10:08:20 am
    Too funny. My spousal unit once peeled a bunch of grapes and put them in a bowl at Halloween and the trick or treaters had to reach in the covered bowl to feel the "eyeballs" before she would give them candy. Lots of howls that night! Our now deceased dalmation, Abby ate rgapes like they were doggy treats as long as we were eating them.

    And, BTW, I love the questions you put up for your "prove you are human" block. Today's would have stumped me and sent me researching though my dad could probably answered it without a blink.
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