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Best Laugh I've Had in a While |
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Gregory Morris, 8/7/09 8:40:00 pm |
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Warning: this is a longer-than-necessary story about something I found ridiculously funny but you probably won't.
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Our dog Penny knows that "mommy and daddy in the kitchen eating something means treats for me." She's a little spoiled that way. This evening, Beth and I were in the kitchen snacking on some grapes. Penny did her little bounce around and look cute hoping for a bit of whatever we were eating.
Why not? She's kinda dumb. She'd probably eat rocks if we handed them to her.
She took the grape from my hand, and ran over to the carpet with it (she refuses to eat anything on the tile for some odd reason.) Then, realizing it wasn't a snausage or a greenie, she dropped it on the floor and looked at me with eyes that said, "what the hell is this supposed to be?"
So, utilizing my amazing doggy-psychology skills I said, "Penny, just pretend its a cold eyeball."
...right as Beth bit into another grape.
If you could have seen the wrinkle-nosed look I got from Beth as she slowly stopped chewing on the grape, you'd have peed your pants.
I nearly did anyway. |
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